Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Google Is Back In The Porn Business

Found during a routine search for the term "hairy". WTH, Google?

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Google and the Perpetual Search



As I was reading Matt Cutt's blog the other day, (the real one, not the one with the cheesy browser market share analtics and happy go lucky interviews - the one that only real SEO SEM SEOMFGIAMAWESOMES can read, where he sacrifices puppies and indexes their innards to predict future trends.) I came across the true intent of Google - perpetual search. Perpetual search is what happens when 5 billion people are permanently hooked up to the interebs through an intricate newtwork of hyper portable devices. Queries are sent directly from the nervous system (ie the brain part of the nervous system, where the skull is) and then cached in Google's meta brain in San Jose, California. Ads are served directly to the aural and visual centers of the brain (contextual ads of course, Google is always relevant).

So, you know, to all you affiliate marketers out there setting up niche sites around specific marketing programs, you're screwed in the next two years if you don't start planning for full body invasive search.

It's the next big thing.

Miranda over and out.